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‘I think I had better get out of the way before they throw me on the bonfire,’ I joked [sumos]

Early eviction

‘I think I had better get out of the way before they throw me on the bonfire,’ I joked [sumos]

Early eviction

‘Will it be trick or treat?’

Trick or treat

‘Will it be trick or treat?’

Trick or treat

‘Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get even worse.’

Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get even worse

‘Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get even worse.’

Sometimes things have to get worse before they can get even worse

‘When we said we need to get back to normal, I forgot Liz Truss was PM.’

I forgot Liz Truss was PM

‘When we said we need to get back to normal, I forgot Liz Truss was PM.’

I forgot Liz Truss was PM

‘We just felt we had to be here, really, it’s a moment in history.’

It’s a moment in history

‘We just felt we had to be here, really, it’s a moment in history.’

It’s a moment in history

Martin Lewis

Martin Lewis

‘I’m afraid I planted that story about me being away.’

I planted that story about me being away

‘I’m afraid I planted that story about me being away.’

I planted that story about me being away

Dingy

Dingy

‘Remember son, it’s very important that you stay hydrated.’

Stay hydrated

‘Remember son, it’s very important that you stay hydrated.’

Stay hydrated

‘This shadow cabinet is useless.’

This shadow cabinet is useless

‘This shadow cabinet is useless.’

This shadow cabinet is useless

Buy one, get one

Buy one, get one

‘These days the Oscars are all about streaming’

All about streaming

‘These days the Oscars are all about streaming’

All about streaming

I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman

‘Sorry, I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman.’

I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman

‘Sorry, I am a Batman, but I’m not The Batman.’

‘I see WFH now stands for Wordle From Home.’

I see WFH now stands for Wordle From Home

‘I see WFH now stands for Wordle From Home.’

I see WFH now stands for Wordle From Home

‘If this isn’t a superspreader event, I don’t know what is.’

If this isn’t a superspreader event

‘If this isn’t a superspreader event, I don’t know what is.’

If this isn’t a superspreader event

‘I’m confident that things will be better for all of us in the spring.’

I’m confident that things will be better

I’m confident that things will be better

‘I’m confident that things will be better for all of us in the spring.’

‘I’m worried there may be another lockdown.’

I’m worried there may be another lockdown

I’m worried there may be another lockdown

‘I’m worried there may be another lockdown.’

‘Finally some good news.’

Finally some good news

‘Finally some good news.’

Finally some good news

Ping

Ping

‘I’ve missed having a nice cold beer.’

I’ve missed having a nice cold beer

‘I’ve missed having a nice cold beer.’

I’ve missed having a nice cold beer

Kangaroo | 9 January 2020

Kangaroo | 9 January 2020