Matt Percival | The Spectator columnists & writers

‘I swear to tell my truth.’

Tell my truth

‘I swear to tell my truth.’

Tell my truth

‘I got an out-of-office email from the PM.’

Out-of-office email from the PM

‘I got an out-of-office email from the PM.’

Out-of-office email from the PM

‘I’d now like you to make a humiliating U-turn.’

A humiliating U-turn

‘I’d now like you to make a humiliating U-turn.’

A humiliating U-turn

‘Can you make it in dollars?’

Make it in dollars

‘Can you make it in dollars?’

Make it in dollars

‘Politics is back!’

Politics is back

‘Politics is back!’

Politics is back

‘I find her a bit wooden.’

A bit wooden

‘I find her a bit wooden.’

A bit wooden

‘They made us an offer we can’t refuse.’

An offer we can’t refuse

‘They made us an offer we can’t refuse.’

An offer we can’t refuse

Stockpiling energy

‘I’m stockpiling energy.’

Stockpiling energy

‘I’m stockpiling energy.’

‘To help our customers, we are freezing the price of staples.’

Price of staples

‘To help our customers, we are freezing the price of staples.’

Price of staples

‘We must stop these leaks.’

Stop these leaks

‘We must stop these leaks.’

Stop these leaks

‘My biggest challenge was getting planning permission.’

My biggest challenge was getting planning permission

‘My biggest challenge was getting planning permission.’

My biggest challenge was getting planning permission

‘They don’t speak to me the way Boris did.’

The way Boris did

‘They don’t speak to me the way Boris did.’

The way Boris did

‘It’s still deciding what it wants to be.’

It’s still deciding what it wants to be

‘It’s still deciding what it wants to be.’

It’s still deciding what it wants to be

‘I swapped him for a plant-based alternative.’

I swapped him for a plant-based alternative

‘I swapped him for a plant-based alternative.’

I swapped him for a plant-based alternative

I keep seeing red flags

‘I keep seeing red flags.’

I keep seeing red flags

‘I keep seeing red flags.’

‘I don’t think it matters if you choose metric or imperial.’

Metric or imperial

‘I don’t think it matters if you choose metric or imperial.’

Metric or imperial

Toys - Stormont

Toys - Stormont

‘There’s a shortage of workers.’

There’s a shortage of workers

‘There’s a shortage of workers.’

There’s a shortage of workers

‘I was going to let you in, but then I saw your Twitter feed.’

I saw your Twitter feed

‘I was going to let you in, but then I saw your Twitter feed.’

I saw your Twitter feed

‘I’m particularly proud of fetching that one.’

I’m particularly proud of fetching that one

‘I’m particularly proud of fetching that one.’

I’m particularly proud of fetching that one

‘Do you have any Brent Crude?’

Essential oils

‘Do you have any Brent Crude?’

Essential oils

‘I’m suffering from burnout.’

I’m suffering from burnout

‘I’m suffering from burnout.’

I’m suffering from burnout

‘What do you think they’ll do next?’

What do you think they’ll do next?

‘What do you think they’ll do next?’

What do you think they’ll do next?

‘I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million.’

I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs

‘I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million.’

I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs

Cut out the carbs

‘Cut out the carbs.’

Cut out the carbs

‘Cut out the carbs.’

‘I was not consulted.’

I was not consulted

‘I was not consulted.’

I was not consulted

‘Keep a look out.’

‘Keep a look out.’

‘Keep a look out.’

‘Keep a look out.’

‘I feel like there’s no going back.’

There’s no going back

‘I feel like there’s no going back.’

There’s no going back

‘Do you have to work from home?’

Have to work from home

‘Do you have to work from home?’

Have to work from home