Herneman | The Spectator columnists & writers

‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’

Turn off our gas

‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’

Turn off our gas

Is this a meeting or a party?

Is this a meeting or a party?

‘He’s gaslighting us.’

Energy shortage nothing to do with me

‘He’s gaslighting us.’

Energy shortage nothing to do with me

‘Relax — we’ve hired consultants to look at the problem.’

Relax — we’ve hired consultants

‘Relax — we’ve hired consultants to look at the problem.’

Relax — we’ve hired consultants

‘I need to look something up. What’s the wifi password?’

What’s the wifi password?

‘I need to look something up. What’s the wifi password?’

What’s the wifi password?

‘I’d love to go on holiday, but I can’t bear to leave my owner in quarantine.’

Owner in quarantine

‘I’d love to go on holiday, but I can’t bear to leave my owner in quarantine.’

Owner in quarantine

‘How about install a load of Huawei kit then rip it out again?’

Job creation ideas

‘How about install a load of Huawei kit then rip it out again?’

Job creation ideas