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‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’

When did we become the dissenters?

‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’

When did we become the dissenters?

‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’

Somebody thought the wrong things

‘Well, somebody thought the wrong things.’

Somebody thought the wrong things

Are we a cult yet?

‘Are we a cult yet?’

Are we a cult yet?

‘Are we a cult yet?’

‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’

We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave

‘We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave.’

We need to join Twitter to find out why we need to leave

Experiencing a high volume of calls

Experiencing a high volume of calls

Did the government deliver while I was out?

‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’

Did the government deliver while I was out?

‘Did the government deliver while I was out?’

Just stop

Just stop

‘Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency.’

Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency

‘Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency.’

Geoff will now talk to us about energy efficiency

What’s this about you?

‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’

What’s this about you?

‘What’s this about you not having the opinions of someone in their twenties?’

‘I’m anti-growth.’

‘I’m anti-growth’

‘I’m anti-growth.’

‘I’m anti-growth’

‘Vote Labour!’

Vote Labour!

‘Vote Labour!’

Vote Labour!

‘Urgh! Not another culture war.’

Not another culture war

‘Urgh! Not another culture war.’

Not another culture war

‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’

Congratulations! It’s one of these!

‘Congratulations! It’s one of these!’

Congratulations! It’s one of these!

‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’

A mark of respect

‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’

A mark of respect

‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’

Whatever goes up

‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’

Whatever goes up

‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’

New Tory PM

New Tory PM

‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’

‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’

Good old days to look back on

Good old days to look back on

‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’

‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’

Showing worrying signs of being a future PM

‘Your son is showing worrying signs of being a future PM.’

Showing worrying signs of being a future PM

It’s in a catchment area for a great school

‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’

It’s in a catchment area for a great school

‘Ah! But it’s in a catchment area for a great school!’

‘OK… open the gas bill.’

Recovery position

‘OK… open the gas bill.’

Recovery position

It puts me off freedom of expression

‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’

It puts me off freedom of expression

‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’

Tweets

Tweets

‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’

Lured into ordering the siren

‘Did you have to be lured into ordering the siren?’

Lured into ordering the siren

‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’

They’re playing doctors and nurses

‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’

They’re playing doctors and nurses

‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’

Helpful list of things

‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’

Helpful list of things

‘It’s not ladylike to fight.’

It’s not ladylike to fight

‘It’s not ladylike to fight.’

It’s not ladylike to fight

‘Oh look! A bank.’

Oh look!

‘Oh look! A bank.’

Oh look!

‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’

His first steps backwards

‘Oh look! He’s taking his first steps backwards.’

His first steps backwards

I completely agree with you

‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’

I completely agree with you

‘Pssst, I completely agree with you.’