A J Singleton | The Spectator columnists & writers

Bird flu alarm latest

Bird flu alarm latest

‘I suppose this means he’ll be working from home…’

This means he’ll be working from home

‘I suppose this means he’ll be working from home…’

This means he’ll be working from home

Cards for all occasions!

Cards for all occasions!

Revolving door

Revolving door

You can see a doctor

‘And they do say that on a clear day you can see a doctor.’

You can see a doctor

‘And they do say that on a clear day you can see a doctor.’

‘Fortunately Mr Putin is going to cut us off.’

Cut us off

‘Fortunately Mr Putin is going to cut us off.’

Cut us off

Trigger warning

Trigger warning

‘And they do say on a clear day you can see your GP...’

On a clear day...

‘And they do say on a clear day you can see your GP...’

On a clear day...

‘A tenner for your thoughts...’

A tenner for your thoughts

‘A tenner for your thoughts...’

A tenner for your thoughts

Soho sex shop

Soho sex shop

‘You’ll never believe what my house is worth’

You’ll never believe

‘You’ll never believe what my house is worth’

You’ll never believe

‘Probably because of all the parties next door...’

Sunak family move out of No 11

‘Probably because of all the parties next door...’

Sunak family move out of No 11

‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’

I keep having this dream

‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’

I keep having this dream

‘There’s one in every party — we can’t get him to leave…’

One at every party

‘There’s one in every party — we can’t get him to leave…’

One at every party

Antiques Roadshow

Antiques Roadshow

‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’

What are you like at replacing cladding?

‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’

What are you like at replacing cladding?

Covid snow

Covid snow

‘That’s all we need at this time of year — more cold turkey.’

More cold turkey

‘That’s all we need at this time of year — more cold turkey.’

More cold turkey

COP26

COP26

‘I blame global warming…’

I blame global warming

‘I blame global warming…’

I blame global warming

‘Luckily for us there’s no food to cook…’

Rise in gas prices

‘Luckily for us there’s no food to cook…’

Rise in gas prices

Covid strategy

Covid strategy

‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’,

‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’

‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’,

‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’

In case of climate emergency

In case of climate emergency

‘This isn’t cladding is it?’

Cladding

‘This isn’t cladding is it?’

Cladding

‘I was thinking of a fortnight in the office...’

Fortnight in the office

‘I was thinking of a fortnight in the office...’

Fortnight in the office

Vaccine Passport Photos

Vaccine Passport Photos

Detector van

Detector van

‘V’ for victory

‘V’ for victory