Three, five, or perhaps even ten whole minutes. In a more civilised, parallel universe, perhaps Europe's big wigs would have allowed a slightly more dignified period of silence following Boris Johnson’s resignation speech before cracking open the foie gras and champagne. In this one, however, the gloating started immediately.
'The departure of Boris Johnson opens a new page in relations with Britain,' wrote ex-chief Brexit negotiator Michel Barnier. 'Boris Johnson's reign ends in disgrace, just like his friend Donald Trump,' tweeted the former Brexit coordinator of the European parliament Guy Verhofstadt. No doubt we will see a lot more in that vein in the hours and days ahead. But hold on. As so often in the past, the Brussels elite is badly mis-reading British politics.