I went to Sherborne in January 1954. The first view I had of my housemaster was at the TC inspection parade held on the first day of every term. TC stood for tinea cruris or ‘crotch-worm’, an infection which boys were thought to be prone to during the holidays. Col H.F.W. ‘Hughie’ Holmes moved down the line of boys, inspecting for tell-tale pustules, as they cupped their hands over their private parts.
When he reached me, he straightened up. ‘Ah, you must be Johnson!’ he barked. ‘Welcome to Lyon House!’
At the end of my second term, when I was 13, I took five O-levels: Latin, Greek, maths, French and English. At the end of my ninth term, when I was 15, I took my A-levels in Greek and Latin. The headmaster, R.W. Powell, thought we should get the tiresome business of Oxbridge entrance out of the way, so he sent me off to be interviewed at Lincoln College, Oxford. My grandfather had been to Lincoln so it seemed like a good idea.
Lincoln offered me a place — to read Greats, of course — but they were eventually trumped by Exeter, another Turl college, who awarded me a scholarship.
But back to Sherborne. Did it matter that, from an academic point of view, I had absolutely nothing to do during my last two years at Sherborne? I took a few more A-levels (ancient history, divinity and English), but I could hardly be accused of swotting. The real reason I stayed on at school — let’s face it — was to play rugger.
If you stay at school as long as I did for no good reason except to play games, the powers that be have to find something to do with you. I have described my first encounter with my housemaster, Hughie Holmes. As time went on, I came to know him well. Housemasters, in those days at least, were tremendously important. They were, literally, in loco parentis. Even if my parents had had time to visit, they would not have felt the overwhelming need to do so which parents nowadays seem to feel. Nor did we head for home at the drop of a pencil. In those days at Sherborne, there were no such things as exeats or half-term, though I do remember my father arriving one Commem (speech day) in our open jeep with my mother perched beside him on a bale of straw, the passenger front seat having been recently removed to make room for a pregnant sow.
I would like to think that it was due to my intervention that doors were finally put on the loos in Lyon House and in the School Quad, but in reality it would not be until the sixties that Sherborne went in for social engineering on this kind of scale.
Do I look back at my nearly five years at Sherborne with joy and gladness? You bet I do. I have recently taken on the presidency of the Old Shirburnian Society. Happily, this is a non-elective office. Charles Collingwood, my predecessor — he plays Brian Aldridge in the Archers — asked me last spring if I would like to do the job which, as the current president, was in his gift. Thank you, Charles. I owe you one.